there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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