It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
seriously i just wanna be friends
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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