Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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