One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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