in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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