508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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