You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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