We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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