you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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