Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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