Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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