i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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