I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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