Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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