When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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