Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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