sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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