just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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my being single is dangerous.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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