Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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