sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I woke up under a house in Key West
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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