is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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