Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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