haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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