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Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?

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(503): View more from Oregon

hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

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all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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(303): View more from Colorado

she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip

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(514): View more from Quebec

She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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(503): View more from Oregon

So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.

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