Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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