think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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