I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
it's great music for shaving your balls
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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