Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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