At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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