Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The beers last night were like the tears from god
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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