Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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