Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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