so that wasnt chicken after all
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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