I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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