I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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