I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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