There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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