i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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