before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
