playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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