So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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