Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.

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(805): View more from California

why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??

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(772): View more from Florida

What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....

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(815): View more from Illinois

She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You used the best tools you had at your disposal.

(651): View more from Minnesota

Slutty, slutty tools.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!

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(626): View more from California

Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair

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