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• (917): View more from New York City

  Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

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  where do you find these guys?

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• (408): View more from California

  I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

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  I get to be your mom.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station

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• (585): View more from New York

  What's the over under on catching something from your sister?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I want your cock.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd

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• (516): View more from New York

  Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.

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