my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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