just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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