butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
