Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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