I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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