Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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