I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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