I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
