He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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