I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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