Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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