I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
you never un-have a 4some
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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