Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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